Shay Dot La

I have solved many unsolved mysteries in my mind: the killer is under my bed, the monster is lurking everywhere, chupacabras are very fucking real, but if you shine your flashlight hard enough and walk fast enough, they won’t get you.

So that’s how I sent a photo of my driver’s license, with an LJ support email in the background, via an Imgur link to a now-Russian company.